Lance: Keep your day job

By Yokota Fritz


Lance Armstrong isn't much of a comedian, but maybe it was just the material that Saturday Night Live gave him. Friday's Foaming Rant in VeloNews, on the other hand, is pretty good.

"A vengeful Armstrong reportedly was planning to deliver his SNL monologue in German, astride a scale model of the Maginot Line while Sheryl Crow covers the Randy Newman classic 'Political Science': Let's drop the big one and see what happens." *rimshot*