No matter what you might believe regarding Lance Armstrong and his use of banned performance enhancing drugs, this news is too funny for words. Betsy Andreu filed a police report in 2005 after believing somebody hacked into her computer through her AOL account. She says she believes that Lance Armstrong hacked into her computer, as well as the PCs of Lance's ex-wife Kristin and Oakley sports marketing manager Stephanie McIlvain.
Betsy Andreu, wife of former Armstrong teammate Frankie Andreu, alleges she overheard Lance Armstrong say that he uses performance enhancing drugs. The computer hacking is part of a concerted effort by Armstrong to conceal evidence of his malfeasance.
Armstrong's reaction: "Oh boy... Just when I thought I had heard it all. What's next? Saddam Hussein's WMD's are out at my ranch in Texas?"