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Unless you got a badge, that looks like 25 to life, if you hit the jackpot.
Santa's idea: ENTERTAIN 'em. How does Santa fight cager road rage and HATE? With lotsa LOVE. Give it a shot sometime, people.
At the very least, cops will die LAUGHING OUT LOUD. And, don't forget to show some LOVE to the spooks back at the FARM, peeping at YOUR business through the street surveillance cameras.
Santa usually blows 'em a couple of kisses, turns around, and points to his FAT ass. And, that usually means? His ass itches.