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Friday, January 26, 2007
By Yokota Fritz

The League of American Bicyclists Road 1 class teaches students the "ABC Quick check." This mnemonic reminds us of the vital bicycle components to check before each ride. A stands for "Air" (in the tires), B is for "Brakes," C is for "Drivetrain" and Q (in Quick) is for "Make sure your pants are rolled up good if you're riding fixed."

As any fixed-gear rider knows, chainrings like to eat pants. Most of us have trashed the hem after it gets caught in the chain.

I was riding home last week with my right pant rolled up a little, but it wasn't quite enough. The chain caught my pant and it ripped. I was traveling at about 20 mph so it took a couple of pedal revolutions for me to stop. My right pant leg somehow got wrapped around the pedal axle and ripped my right pant leg off of my leg. The rip stopped at the waistband, so essentially I have a rectangular piece of fabric dangling from my waist. After I freed it from the pedal and chain, this fabric was free to flap in the breeze.

I tried securing this strip of fabric inside my socks at the bottom, but there was nothing to hold it in place at the top. My tighty whiteys were completely exposed. This is on a major, 51,000 ADT (both directions) arterial during the evening rush hour.

Your good friend and mine Paul Tay would have kept going, but my personal modesty standards compelled me to cover up. I eventually wrapped the fabric around my hips and hairy thighs, miniskirt style, placing the end on the saddle and sitting on it for the remainder of my ride.

Remember, folks, the ABC Quick check for safe riding!

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I suppose you should be grateful that the things ripped... otherwise it might have thrown *you* off the bike!

SOunds altogether too exciting ... and no pics ?!?!?!?!
Sounds like a new fashion trend in cycling to me, Fritz! :-)
A = Air
B = Brakes
C = Drivetrain ???

I'm confused.

What if C = Chain?
I agree with Sue. I find it hard to believe he wasn't carrying around a camera at the time this happened...
Well....let's be thankful that you were, uh, wearing underwear rather than going commando! The unpleasant image of a thong comes to mind too.

Come to think of it, Wally had a similar experience, or he will soon.
This is not the image I wanted to take into the weekend...
I thought for sure there would be a picture! At least show us the remains of the pants. That has to make quite an image!

And good catch Danielo!
Ahem. Santa does NOT have hairy legs.
Danielo does not know what he's talking about. C clearly stands for "Drivetrain" in Reverse Polish Notation.
I hate it when that happens.
Your story prompted a blog from me on cycle-clips
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