Lyrics by Margaret Pye and posted here with her kind permission.
Daisy, Daisy Give me your answer do I'm half crazy all for the love of you It won't be a stylish marriage I can't afford a carriage But you look sweet Upon a seat Of a bicycle built for two
Hummer, Hummer Why d'you use so much gas? Smog in the summer, It's such a pain in the ***. I think I'll get on my ten-speed. It's such a better road deed. I don't smell so sweet, But I can beat The smell of your SUV.
Hey truck driver! Please don't run over me. I'm a survivor, Or at least I intend to be. I'm signalling for a left turn. I don't know why you won't learn. One thing I don't wish Is to end up all squished 'Neath the wheels of an SUV.
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