Props to Paul M for this news from Boulder, Colorado: a freakazoid pulls up alongside 23 year old cyclist Danika Bueno, grabs her left breast and tries to pedal away. Danika, who's biked across the United States twice, gave chase while calling 911 on her cell phone. The perverted perp is caught.
The Freakzoid (sic) class inherits from base class cyclist, not the other way around, and adds some very non-useful member functions, despite still including the member functions cyclist::balance and cyclist::pedal
Pardon my typo. Clever explanation, but not clever enough, because it implies that every freakazoid is a cyclist, which I hardly think is what you (or Cyclelicious) meant. Yet more evidence that inheritance causes unexpected errors...as in humans, so in C++.