Crash Test Dummy bicycle jersey

This is an ad. Somebody’s got to pay for that coffee I bought for all of those bike commuters this morning in San Jose.

I’m not a fan of Primal Wear’s designs, but I might make an exception for their Crash Test Dummy bike jersey.

primal wear crash test dummy jersey

This jersey is available online via Amazon in short sleeve, long sleeve, and triathlete versions. It doesn’t appear any are available through Amazon Prime at the moment.


  1. Do people actually buy these awful jerseys? I equate Primal with clickbait – they make ridiculous designs, but I’ve never actually seen anyone wearing them.

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