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I had a dream

Did you know you can plant wire clothes hangers and they grow up to become bicycles? I had a pretty odd dream last night. My wife and I traveled by river boat to a snow ski resort. A Caltrain conductors who’s a jerk to bicyclists cameoed in my dream as the boat captain. We arrived read more »

Flight of the Conchords: Mel Dreams

I once had my own personal stalker like “Mel” in the Flight of the Conchords universe. My wife didn’t like her very much.

All I have to do is dream

For the better part of 15 years, I spent a lot of my spare time in bars, watching hockey, playing cards and the like, and by the like, I mean Jager Bombs, pitchers of beer on Monday nights, various mixed drinks. My Mob Name was Bobby The Dumpster because I drank almost anything. This of read more »

Dream on

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation. Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of read more »

John Lennon rode a bicycle

A photo of the late John Lennon riding a bicycle in 1967:

Weekend traffic forecast

The National Weather Service issued a heat advisory for the San Francisco and Monterey Bay Regions, with temperatures expected well into the 90s today and through the weekend. The high pressure system stalling out means traffic to area beaches will look like this tonight through Sunday. Bikes will be a great way to get past read more »