Despicable Me

Who: Me and a beige Camry

Where: Heavy traffic on DeAnza Boulevard & Stevens Creek Boulevard, Cupertino, California, just south of Apple’s headquarters.

When: Last Friday’s evening commute, in the rain and dark.

What: Front wheel tacoed.

How: I’m threading my way through stopped traffic, cut right to get across a car stuck between two lanes, and I’m stopped short by the sudden presence of a curb at the road edge, of all things. Wheel diverts left, I go down right. The driver of the beige Camry next to me picks that moment to inch forward, stopping right on top of my front bicycle wheel.

Why: Because I’m a stupid jackass. Yes, it was my own stupid fault. I really do know better, and I wasn’t even in a hurry.

Lesson: Take it easy on rain slicked streets with reduced visibility, even if everybody around you is at a standstill. The expensive wheel you save may be your own!

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  1. Wouldn’t the real error be that you were threading your way through stopped traffic instead of obeying the traffic laws as we expect motorists to?

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