Gorillas & chicken steal bicycle

Police in Suffolk County, New York say three people — two in gorilla suits and the third in a chicken suit — assaulted a bike riding teen on Long Island Monday afternoon. The two gorillas punched the kid in the face, knocking him off of his bike. The chicken grabbed the bike and rode off while the gorillas ran.

North Shore Sun: NY bike bandits wore gorilla, chicken suits.


  1. =v= There are no words to adequately describe how awesome this is. (Though I hasten to point out that “awe” covers a lot of ground.)

  2. If they didn’t intimidate and kick the kid, it would have been more awesome. Gorilla/ chicken suits are just plain funny.

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