From yesterday’s California Highway Patrol Dispatches is this incident report on Paso Robles Street @ 23rd in unincorporated San Luis Obisbo County south of Pismo Beach.

8:04PM SVRL JUVS 4-8 YOA RIDING BICYCLES W/ NO HELMETS BLOCKING RDWY

Translation: “Several juveniles 4 to 8 years of age riding bicycles without helmets blocking the roadway.”

Below is the Google Streetview of the roadway in question. What kind of twit calls the cops on kids playing in front of their homes on a residential street after dinnertime?