The LORD God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.” — Genesis 2:18 / NIV.
As seen at the Sea Otter Classic 2012 in Monterey, California USA.
I’m going for “stridently preachy” here. Do I succeed?
Eat your bikes shorts. Deuteronomy 14:4-5 [KJV]:
These are the beasts which ye shall eat: the ox, the sheep, and the goat, the hart, and the roebuck, and the fallow deer, and the wild goat, and the pygarg, and the wild ox, and the chamois.