Skinsuit Tuxedo

San Francisco Giants pitcher Brian “The Beard” Wilson showed up at the ESPN’s Excellence in Sports Performance (ESPY) award ceremony wearing a skintight, one piece lycra tuxedo.



ESPN, as part of America’s Sporting Industrial Complex, famously hires sports commentators who laugh when pro cyclists are hit by cars and entangled in barbed wire and radio personalities who encourage drivers to assault cyclists, so naturally no cyclists received mention at the ESPYs. But Brian Wilson’s tux still rocks. I’d like to see somebody with that on a bike.

7 Comments

  • Anonymous
    July 14, 2011 - 8:24 pm | Permalink

    Was Lance at the ESPYs?

  • Anonymous
    July 14, 2011 - 8:24 pm | Permalink

    Was Lance at the ESPYs?

  • July 14, 2011 - 9:45 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, that is quite the outfit….I don’t think you’d catch me in one of those.

    Darryl

  • July 14, 2011 - 10:12 pm | Permalink

    Aw, man. I think it’s perfect cyclocross racing kit..

  • Anonymous
    July 15, 2011 - 12:56 pm | Permalink

    But only for being a Nike pitch man.  The ESPN people probably think he’s a soccer player or something.

  • bikesgonewild
    July 16, 2011 - 10:47 pm | Permalink

    …notice how low profile mr armstrong has been since the little debacle at “CA$H CA$H”…

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