Skinsuit Tuxedo

San Francisco Giants pitcher Brian “The Beard” Wilson showed up at the ESPN’s Excellence in Sports Performance (ESPY) award ceremony wearing a skintight, one piece lycra tuxedo.



ESPN, as part of America’s Sporting Industrial Complex, famously hires sports commentators who laugh when pro cyclists are hit by cars and entangled in barbed wire and radio personalities who encourage drivers to assault cyclists, so naturally no cyclists received mention at the ESPYs. But Brian Wilson’s tux still rocks. I’d like to see somebody with that on a bike.

7 thoughts on “Skinsuit Tuxedo”

  1. But only for being a Nike pitch man.  The ESPN people probably think he’s a soccer player or something.

  2. …notice how low profile mr armstrong has been since the little debacle at “CA$H CA$H”…

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