Assaulted cyclist chases down attacker

Props to Paul M for this news from Boulder, Colorado: a freakazoid pulls up alongside 23 year old cyclist Danika Bueno, grabs her left breast and tries to pedal away. Danika, who’s biked across the United States twice, gave chase while calling 911 on her cell phone. The perverted perp is caught.

Read the full story here.

12 Comments

  • Drew
    July 30, 2008 - 7:22 am | Permalink

    Obviously a loser, and I am glad he was caught, but child abuse?

  • Drew
    July 30, 2008 - 2:22 pm | Permalink

    Obviously a loser, and I am glad he was caught, but child abuse?

  • Yokota Fritz
    July 30, 2008 - 2:26 pm | Permalink

    I was wondering about the child abuse charge too.

  • Yokota Fritz
    July 30, 2008 - 9:26 pm | Permalink

    I was wondering about the child abuse charge too.

  • Anonymous
    July 30, 2008 - 9:15 pm | Permalink

    Out of curiosity: how come she's a “cyclist” but he's a “freakzoid”? He was on a cycle too, you know.

  • Anonymous
    July 31, 2008 - 4:15 am | Permalink

    Out of curiosity: how come she's a “cyclist” but he's a “freakzoid”? He was on a cycle too, you know.

  • murphstahoe
    July 31, 2008 - 12:57 pm | Permalink

    The Freakzoid (sic) class inherits from base class cyclist, not the other way around, and adds some very non-useful member functions, despite still including the member functions cyclist::balance and cyclist::pedal

  • murphstahoe
    July 31, 2008 - 7:57 pm | Permalink

    The Freakzoid (sic) class inherits from base class cyclist, not the other way around, and adds some very non-useful member functions, despite still including the member functions cyclist::balance and cyclist::pedal

  • Anonymous
    July 31, 2008 - 7:30 pm | Permalink

    Pardon my typo. Clever explanation, but not clever enough, because it implies that every freakazoid is a cyclist, which I hardly think is what you (or Cyclelicious) meant. Yet more evidence that inheritance causes unexpected errors…as in humans, so in C++.

  • Anonymous
    August 1, 2008 - 2:30 am | Permalink

    Pardon my typo. Clever explanation, but not clever enough, because it implies that every freakazoid is a cyclist, which I hardly think is what you (or Cyclelicious) meant. Yet more evidence that inheritance causes unexpected errors…as in humans, so in C++.

  • Adriel
    August 2, 2008 - 3:57 pm | Permalink

    Child abuse because the child was with her perhaps? That cannot be a good thing for a child to have to see. And if she had an accident because of this incident it could have endangered the child.

  • Adriel
    August 2, 2008 - 10:57 pm | Permalink

    Child abuse because the child was with her perhaps? That cannot be a good thing for a child to have to see. And if she had an accident because of this incident it could have endangered the child.

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