Blood for oil

Sign on building: Need Gas Money? Donate Plasma. $$ Earn Cash $$

Seen at the Heaviest Bike. Related here, here, and here. See also this desperate plea:

I am a college student and am in desperate need of some gas money. If I give plasma the blood bank here they will pay me $50.00. My girlfriend says its stupid but I am litterally running my car on empty and all of my paychecks go to rent money and insurance. Does this hurt to give plasma? How often can I do it? I was thinking if I did it twice a month I could make some extra gas money but would it be healthy?

When I was in college, the stereotype of these plasma centers was that it was all junkies who sold their blood to get their next fix. Seems apropos.

6 Comments

  • Jared
    March 4, 2008 - 3:01 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for that…everyone at work got a nice laugh as I almost fell out of my chair!

  • Jared
    March 4, 2008 - 10:01 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for that…everyone at work got a nice laugh as I almost fell out of my chair!

  • Yokota Fritz
    March 4, 2008 - 3:45 pm | Permalink

    I'm glad you like it. I live to serve.

  • Yokota Fritz
    March 4, 2008 - 10:45 pm | Permalink

    I'm glad you like it. I live to serve.

  • Search
    March 16, 2008 - 12:31 pm | Permalink

    Yeah I got a good laugh too

    Blood for oil

  • Search
    March 16, 2008 - 7:31 pm | Permalink

    Yeah I got a good laugh tooBlood for oil

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