Grease Monkey wipes

Disposable latex gloves are one of those things you’re supposed to carry on your bike for the inevitable flat tire repair. You slip them on your hands to keep them clean.

It’s an obvious tip, but for whatever reason latex gloves often don’t work for me. They disintegrate over time. In hot weather, the gloves get sticky, especially when they’re scrunched up inside of my saddle bag.

A few weeks ago I stuffed a few packets of Grease Monkey Wipes into my saddle bag. I haven’t flatted since I installed the Kevlar belted Hutchinson Fusion 2 tires on my bike, but I did snap my chain near the California Avenue Caltrain Station just as a train was (fortuitously) pulling into the station.

I ran into the train, found my chain tool and removed the damaged link. Because 10 speed chains aren’t easy to link together without a master link (bah!), I gave up after a few minutes of wrestling with the chain. I keep my chain fairly clean but grease and grime is still a fact of life when handling the chain.

At this point I usually ruin my pants by wiping my hands on them, but on this day I had Grease Monkey wipes. They’re small wipes in single wipe packages with a citrus degreaser (to remove the grease) and aloe, lanolin and Vitamin E to temper the harshness of the degreaser on my skin. My hands smell like oranges instead of petroleum distillates, and the wipes effectively remove the grime from my hands.

They work as expected, the packaging is handy and I can stuff several into my saddle bag. Grease Monkey Wipes are available at some local bikes shop or online.

17 Comments

  • cafiend
    May 20, 2009 - 10:18 am | Permalink

    Gloves don't work for me either. They get damaged and the reduce my grip and dexterity. When I flip my wheel on the fixed gear I wipe my fingers on my socks. I have a collection of cruddy socks, but who looks at your socks? They are reusable, which means I'm not tossing anything into the trash until it has served a long time.Bear in mind that I have tee shirts older than most people's kids.

  • cafiend
    May 20, 2009 - 3:18 am | Permalink

    Gloves don't work for me either. They get damaged and the reduce my grip and dexterity. When I flip my wheel on the fixed gear I wipe my fingers on my socks. I have a collection of cruddy socks, but who looks at your socks? They are reusable, which means I'm not tossing anything into the trash until it has served a long time.

    Bear in mind that I have tee shirts older than most people's kids.

  • Anonymous
    May 20, 2009 - 4:01 pm | Permalink

    Love the idea BUT…I've used similar products in the past. The problem I've found is that I toss them in with my flat tools and the packets ride around with me for 6 months or so.Then when I need them, I find the packet has developed pinholes in it and the contents are dried out and unusable.

  • Anonymous
    May 20, 2009 - 9:01 am | Permalink

    Love the idea BUT…

    I've used similar products in the past. The problem I've found is that I toss them in with my flat tools and the packets ride around with me for 6 months or so.

    Then when I need them, I find the packet has developed pinholes in it and the contents are dried out and unusable.

  • Yokota Fritz
    May 20, 2009 - 4:19 pm | Permalink

    @cafiend: I still own oil stained shirts I wore when I worked at Pizza Hut in the 80s. :-) I still wore a coat I used in high school until about six years ago when my wife through it out. The socks are a good idea — I've done that too.@Anon: Ah, good point. Similar problem with patch kit glue for me.

  • Yokota Fritz
    May 20, 2009 - 4:19 pm | Permalink

    @cafiend: I still own oil stained shirts I wore when I worked at Pizza Hut in the 80s. :-) I still wore a coat I used in high school until about six years ago when my wife through it out. The socks are a good idea — I've done that too.@Anon: Ah, good point. Similar problem with patch kit glue for me.

  • Yokota Fritz
    May 20, 2009 - 9:19 am | Permalink

    @cafiend: I still own oil stained shirts I wore when I worked at Pizza Hut in the 80s. :-) I still wore a coat I used in high school until about six years ago when my wife through it out. The socks are a good idea — I've done that too.

    @Anon: Ah, good point. Similar problem with patch kit glue for me.

  • GeekGuyAndy
    May 20, 2009 - 5:54 pm | Permalink

    Nah, that's just extra junk to carry around. I've learned how to remove my back wheel without touching the chain, which has solved most of this problem. My hands get a little dirty from handling the tire, but I'm either 1) out on a long ride and don't care about clean hands or 2) commuting and can easily wash up at my destination.

  • GeekGuyAndy
    May 20, 2009 - 10:54 am | Permalink

    Nah, that's just extra junk to carry around. I've learned how to remove my back wheel without touching the chain, which has solved most of this problem. My hands get a little dirty from handling the tire, but I'm either 1) out on a long ride and don't care about clean hands or 2) commuting and can easily wash up at my destination.

  • Spirit of the Season
    May 20, 2009 - 6:29 pm | Permalink

    You might want to try nitrile gloves. Much better than latex imho.

  • Spirit of the Season
    May 20, 2009 - 11:29 am | Permalink

    You might want to try nitrile gloves. Much better than latex imho.

  • Tim
    May 21, 2009 - 5:04 pm | Permalink

    for anyone that wants to try out the product you can save 10% by using code 'cyclelicious' at checkout, as for the durability issue I just recently used a wipe that had been in my saddle bag since I received the first shipment from the manufacturer almost a year ago, so they hold up really well, and they are very compact only the size of roughly a few credit cards so very packable, I am the owner of the company so I appreciate all the feedback/comments

  • Tim
    May 21, 2009 - 5:04 pm | Permalink

    for anyone that wants to try out the product you can save 10% by using code 'cyclelicious' at checkout, as for the durability issue I just recently used a wipe that had been in my saddle bag since I received the first shipment from the manufacturer almost a year ago, so they hold up really well, and they are very compact only the size of roughly a few credit cards so very packable, I am the owner of the company so I appreciate all the feedback/comments

  • Tim
    May 21, 2009 - 10:04 am | Permalink

    for anyone that wants to try out the product you can save 10% by using code 'cyclelicious' at checkout, as for the durability issue I just recently used a wipe that had been in my saddle bag since I received the first shipment from the manufacturer almost a year ago, so they hold up really well, and they are very compact only the size of roughly a few credit cards so very packable, I am the owner of the company so I appreciate all the feedback/comments

  • cafiend
    May 21, 2009 - 11:03 pm | Permalink

    Tim: Add a line of socks to your products! :-D

  • cafiend
    May 21, 2009 - 11:03 pm | Permalink

    Tim: Add a line of socks to your products! :-D

  • cafiend
    May 21, 2009 - 4:03 pm | Permalink

    Tim: Add a line of socks to your products! :-D

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