I finally see the communist conspiracy in Denver’s bike program!
Dan Maes has since changed his tune and says he’s not against bikes when he followed through on Emily Litella’s script and said, “Never mind,” but I understand his reaction last week when he tied bikes to a communist, anti-American insurgency. He looked at the red bikes used in the city of Denver bike share program.
Instead of seeing friendly, unassuming bikes that can offer freedom, fun and a little exercise for millions of people, Mr Maes unmasked the hidden Red Peril!
We’ve gotta hand it to Mr Maes for exposing the hidden agenda so cleverly disguised in the color of the bikes!
I’ve dug a little more, and discovered Chinese printers are stockpiling these propaganda posters for their planned invasion and “liberation” of Amerika!
The Chinese dominance in the American bike industry was only a first step, and China has now overtaken the United States in car production!
(H/T to @BurleyTrailers for the inspiration.)