Four dozen Santa Cruz County schools will participate in our autumn Bike To School Day this Thursday, October 4, 2012.
To celebrate, these schools will raffle of A Brand New Car!
I’m planning an anti violence rally and plan to raffle of a machine gun.
In an unrelated thought, how many bikes could you get with the cost of a car?
Oh, wait, this is an Onion post, right? Please?
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