A couple of photos of passive-aggressive notes taped to car windows have gone viral over the past couple of days on various social media. These remind me of a note pasted to a half-dozen cars I saw while cycling in rural Santa Cruz County (the San Lorenzo Valley for those who know the area) a couple of several years ago.

“Toutch my car again and there is going to be big problems I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHERE YOU LIVE!”

I can only speculate on the unwanted toutching that prompted this promise of retribution.