Author: Richard Masoner

Stolen bike recovery story

The players:

  • Joe, a cop who’s also a Cat 3 road racer and Cat B Cyclocross racer.
  • Brigitte, a racer who commutes on a $7000 Serotta.
  • Mr. Pudge, a ratty overweight dirtbag in sneakers who stole Brigitte’s bike right off of the light rail train.
  • Matthew, the guy who saw Brigitte’s bike at a Wells Fargo ATM and snapped a photo of Mr. Pudge with the bike.

Sgt. Joe got the ATM transaction information from Wells Fargo, got his address from the DMV, gave Mr. Pudge a visit and retrieved the bike. Read the whole story at Velo Review.

Finally, Sgt Joe’s tips on identifying stolen bikes:

  • Someone riding a bike that has clipless pedals wearing tennis shoes.
  • A tweeker riding a custom titanium Serotta cross bike.
  • Joshua Hutchens of Cyclepath has a good tactic of yelling “Hey that’s my bike” and seeing if the guy takes off running. We call that a clue.

And I call that good detective work.

Bicycle crimes

You can apparently use bicycles to smuggle drugs. (edited with a good link)

Bicycles are also suspected in a museum theft. Says a detective: “If I was going to do a job like this, I’d do it on a mountain bike because people don’t notice that sort of thing and when people are racing to the scene of the crime they’re looking for cars, they’re not looking for people on bikes.”

Nine banks robbed by serial robber on a bicycle. What makes this criminal especially malicious: “We think he rides a bike and ditches it and then gets in a car. We think he’s stealing the bikes.”

Pedestrian death prompts crackdown on law breaking cyclists. Just like they do when motorists kill somebody. Oh, waitaminute…

Soglin’s criminalstupidity about shooting bicyclists makes the news. When somebody blogs about shooting teachers, they get arrested. When they talk about shooting cyclists, it’s just subtle humor.

Dooring kills. Beware.

Bicycle fenders

Fenders are my friend. Mudguards are marvelous.

bicycle fender mudguard

And of course I’m obligated to link to Getinlost in Colorado, who posted a haiku about fenders.

Fenders enable me to ride my bike without getting the stripe up my backside. Fenders keep my shoes from getting soaked through except in the worst downpours. Fenders help keep muck and grit and salt away from the bottom bracket and other drivetrain parts. Fenders prolong the life of exposed cables. Fendered cyclists might attract wheel suckers.

What are some other benefits of fenders?

Food prices up by one third

I’ve told a few friends that I expect double digit inflation on food prices for 2008, but according to the Economist, we’re already there this year. The Economist’s food price index rose by a third over the last year and is at its highest level since they began the index in 1845.

Increased affluence around the world means more people eat meat, but the Economist notes also that the sudden push for ethanol means about a third of the corn crop is devoted to ethanol production. More acreage devoted to ethanol production also means less acreage for wheat, soy, and other crops. Corn is also the primary feed for cattle and chickens, so increased feed costs means we pay more for steak and chicken.

The Economist in seems to predict the exploitation of remote wilderness areas as investors pay to plow them under and build roads to access these new agricultural frontiers. We’re already seeing this in Malaysia, Thailand and Indonesia, where millions of acres of rain forest have been replaced with palm oil plantations.

Some predict that rural economies in the developing world will benefit from increased demand for biofuel crops from the west. The reality, though, seems to be different: food crops that used to sold locally are now no longer available, as farmers find it more lucrative to export their crops to the western world than to feed the local population.

This stuff is impossible to predict accurately — we know farmers are abandoning set asides, for example, and planting record acreage to cash in on the ag bonanza. If there’s a boom crop, perhaps there will be enough left over to sell to Mexican tortilla factories and the occasional food aid shipment.

It used to be that I was a little discouraged at my own attempts at conservation — I realized that imy own cutbacks only enabled somebody else to burn that much more. Now that we’re entering an era of real shortages, however, perhaps my savings will allow somebody who’s truly in need to use that resource, and I’m a little more hopeful that my example will encourage others to sacrifice a little bit of their comfortable lifestyles to enable the poor to live.


Related stories:


Okay, enough of beating on that horse: A couple of fun links from A Boy on a Bicycle:

Photo: “Manila Three Wheeler” by Jeff Youngstrom.

Crystal covered Hello Kitty Bicycle

I’m obsessed with bicycles. Hello Kitty Hell chronicles people obsessed with Hello Kit. We combine these two obsessions with a third — an obsession with Swarovski Crystal — to create a crystal covered bike with a Hello Kitty motif.


Click through to Hello Kitty Hell for photos of the manifestation of these obsessions.

Courtesy of my friend The Cycle Dog, who lays aside the dog’s natural hatred of cats to post some Hello Kitty haiku.