Author: Richard Masoner

Autumn baiku


Frank in Illinois posted a “Cycloku” as a comment. That’s a cyclocross bicycle haiku.

Warren combined two art forms in his Panda Haiku by combining a Panda Portait with a bicycling haiku. In case you don’t know, a Panda Portrait is a self portrait of yourself on a bike while you’re in motion.

It’s autumn, but it feels like summer in the San Francisco Bay Area. We have highs in the 80s this week. Still, that’s nothing like the hot temps down south. I spoke with my brother last night (he lives in Oceanside) and he tells me there’s ash everywhere. Masiguy, who’s also near San Diego, has some dramatic photos of the air and sky where he’s lives and works.

Image credit: “Autumn.” Print by Volauvent in Switzerland. Citizen Rider has a humorous rain related cycling cartoon also.

Bikes for boomers

That’s the title in this week’s Newsweek article on comfort bikes. “Geared toward baby boomers, comfort bikes are ideal for cruising bike paths and pedaling to the corner grocery.” Newsweek features the Trek Lime, Electra‘s Amsterdam, and Sun Bicycle’s recumbent EZ Sport.

It’s good to see this kind of stuff mentioned outside of bike enthusiast circles. Bikes Belong announced the “Remember Me” ad campaign targeted to non cyclists. According to Bikes Belong, the ads will appear in national magazines and on billboards around the United States.

Bike retailers tell me they’ve sold more cruiser and townie style bikes over the past year than they’ve sold over the past decade. They tell me most buyers are slightly older folks who mostly are looking for a way to combine trips to the coffee shop with a little bit of a fitness activity; they see cycling as the perfect way to combine short trips with exercise. According to these retailers, advertising has been limited to setting the bikes out on the sidewalk in front of the shop.

Chanel bicycle

Chanel has apparently announced a $12,000 city bike as part of the fashion house’s 2008 spring/summer collection. So far, only fuzzy black-and-white images of this bike are available, which features black leather saddle and saddle bag, 8 speed hub gearing on a *cough* “lightweight” 36 pound bike.


Although the Chanel bike features fenders and a chainguard, Chanel last summer also introduced jeweled pant clips to keep your pants from getting caught in the chain.

Seen also at Vogue and Female First. Be sure to keep this baby locked up.

What is cyclocross

It’s dry and hotter than blazes here (with a high of 86°F today!) so that means it must be cyclocross season!

Cyclocross normally is done in cold and wet conditions — the colder and wetter, the better. Mere mortals bundle up and watch football or sit in deer stands and duck blinds, while cyclists strip down to our bike shorts and mix it up in the freezing mud.

Cyclocross is a style of bike racing and the bikes used in those races. Cyclocross involves racing several laps around a course with a variety of conditions — including dirt or mud — and steeplechase-type obstacles in which the racer must quickly dismount, hop the obstacle and remount the bike.

Cyclocross (aka CX or cross) bikes resemble road racing bikes with their drop handlebars and general frame design. Traditionally, CX bikes had a higher bottom bracket than road bikes. CX bicycles have cantilever brakes so mud doesn’t gunk up the works and much greater wheel clearance for the bigger knobby tires used in cross racing.

CX bicycles are often favored by urban commuters. The big tire and brake clearances means you have room for fenders and fat, comfortable tires. Top-tube mounted cables and a (sometimes) single chainring means less maintenance. Relatively lightweight means nimble sprinting through traffic.

BSNYC gives his cyclecross primer. The “pit bike” he mentions is an extra bike that you’re allowed to have. CX is so gnarly and grimy that racers keep an extra bike in the pit. When your race bike gets so muddy that you can no longer turn the wheels, you trade out for the pit bike. Your honey quickly cleans the bike while you dirty up the other bike. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Frank in Illinois writes about the pounding he took racing cyclocross this last weekend. And Masiguy took his cross bikes on the trails, crashed, and lived to blog about it.

Tipping the wrench?

I can relate to Fat Cyclist’s experience in “strange” bike shops, how they make you feel like an idiot after asking a perfectly reasonable question.

As a loyal LBS customer, I’ve also had the odd transaction Fatty describes, where I paid *more* than the asking price on stuff. Somebody has to make the owner’s boat payment, after all. You know that famous Karl Marx quote, “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need”? Mike (the LBS owner) assures me he really needs the boat. I guess that makes me a pinko commie.

Something Fatty did not mention: I’ve actually had bike mechanics who refuse to accept tips from me. That’s just weird. Is the practice of paying a gratuity now so rare in bike shops that mechanics don’t know what they are? If you’re a customer, do you tip your mechanic? If you’re a mechanic, does anybody still tip?