“Comedian” Tracy Morgan (30 Rock) doors a cyclist in New York and blames the victim.
The “30 Rock” star was sitting in his parked car on Third Avenue at around 8:30 p.m. when the unidentified bicyclist pedaled north and slammed into the silver vehicle. “I mean this guy was wearing all black,” said Morgan. “If you want to write a story about something, write a story about how these guys should wear lights or reflectors or something,” Morgan said as he waited for a tow-truck driver to arrive and fix his damaged door, which wouldn’t close.
Read more in the NY Post: Cyclist’s run-in with Tracy.
H/T to Ted in Los Angeles, who also mentions the recent sentencing of Elliot Dess in Santa Cruz for his hit-and-run death of Zachary Parke last summer. If that’s tl;dr, here’s the punchline: two years.