This is so wrong and so oddly random: When you combine muscle, power and skill with a sword, the result is a pretty woman sitting on a meat bicycle?

I’m told this is an ad for Cold Steel Knives, and that’s Lynn Thompson, the “Founder, President and Face” of Cold Steel Knives in the video. With his highly skilled martial arts moves, you too can learn to carve a bicycle shaped object out of solid meat!

Or something like that. Maybe we’ll see this bike at NAHBS 2011 in Austin in a few weeks?